Pre-Release of Noodle Factory!

Hello world! I’m thrilled (and mildly alarmed) to announce the pre-release of Noodle Factory, the absurdist roguelike card game where pasta production meets pure chaos.

As the newly appointed manager of a noodle facility that’s clearly seen better days, your job is to survive. Balance resources, manage increasingly bonkers pasta-related events, and try not to question why the spaghetti is sentient now.

This version includes:

• 🃏 Core gameplay loop and survival mechanics
• 🐙 Early-event system with several ridiculous noodle disasters
• 🧠 Initial balance pass (subject to change once things inevitably break)

I’m releasing this to gather feedback, bug reports, and witness your reactions as you descend into noodle madness. If you find a glitch where lasagna turns into a black hole (and you think it shouldn't have) let me know!

🔧 What’s next? More pasta types, more cursed cards, and yes...an underground ravioli resistance faction is in the works.

Thanks for checking it out. Let the noodle mayhem begin!

-Gumby